The Afterlife of the Engineer

Have you heard what happened to the engineer when he died?

After living a long and prosperous life, an Engineer died and went to Hell.

He was miserable there.  So dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he started designing and building improvements. After a while, his efforts gave Hell air conditioning, iced water, flush toilets and escalators.  The engineer became the most popular guy in Hell.

One day God called and asked Satan, “So, how are things going down there?”

Satan happily replied to God, “Why, things are going great. We’ve now got air conditioning, iced water, flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this Engineer is going to come up with next.”

God was both surprised and horrified. “What?  You’ve got an Engineer?  That’s clearly a mistake – he should never have gone down there!    You know all Engineers go to Heaven.  Send him up here immediately!”

“Satan said, “No way, I really like having an Engineer on the staff. I’m keeping him.”

God replied, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue you.”

“Yeah, right,” Satan laughs, “and where are you going to get a Lawyer?”

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