Do you know what the densest element is? According to researchers at Sophmoric University, the densest element has been recently discovered.
The densest element known to mankind has probably affected your life, as well as the lives of everyone you know.
Scientists call it Governmentium. With an atomic mass of 312, it has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons.
How does it function?
- Morons hold these 312 particles together. Lepton-like particles called peons surround the morons.
- Although It is inert, scientists have detected it. It impedes every life force that encounters it.
- A tiny amount of it causes an action that would normally require a second to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
- Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.
- Sometimes, it helps its particles to function better.
- It wastes more energy than any other element.
- Too many morons in a specific location cause Governmentium to form. Scientists call this hypothetical quantity “critical morass”.
- Instead of decaying, it reorganizes. During this process, some of its assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. Each reorganization causes more morons to become neutrons and form isodopes.
- Governmentium’s mass increases over time.
Other elements and forces affect it and cause it to change.
- When it encounters another element called Mediamentum, Mediamentum infects it and causes it to fail.
- Inertium is a component of Governmentium.
- When money energizes Governmentium, it becomes Administratium.
- Administratium has half as many peons but twice as many morons. This element radiates as much energy as Governmentium.
- When Governmentium and Administratium are too close together, Stupidium forms.
The densest element is the most powerful in the universe. There is no escape from it, unless you live alone on a deserted island.
This post is humorous, but it has a message. If you dislike how Governmentium has impeded your life, you only have one option.
VOTE TO CHANGE IT!
Let the encouraging words in these bobbiejrae posts help you
soar like an eagle above life’s storms.
Just keeping a promise…
Everything you do comes back to you.
We can force Governmentium to function better!
Yes, we can remove the chains that bind our Governmentium!
Enjoy BJ’s encouraging words
on bobbiejrae.com.
BJ’s encouraging books are available
on Amazon.com
and Barnesandnoble.com.
Buy BJ’s books
for people
you care about today!