What children really think can make you laugh sometimes.
A teacher at a Catholic elementary school asked her students to answer questions about the Bible on a test. Her innocent students wrote these uncorrected statements.
Do you know the Bible at least a little bit? If so, you will find these hilarious.
About people in the Bible…
- Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
- Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark.
- Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
- The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.
- David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
- Solomon was one of David’s sons, and he had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
- What were the people who followed the Lord called? The 12 decibels.
- Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears.
Also about events in the Bible…
- Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
- When did the greatest miracle in the Bible occur? When Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
- Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
- It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
What does the Bible command?
- What was the first commandment? It was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
- Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, a man doth not live by sweat alone.
- Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.
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The words of innocent children sure can make someone smile!
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soar like an eagle above life’s storms.
Give your child the success mindset!
What is the key to success in life and school?
Why should you teach your child to read at home?
Please enable your child to grow up and become a leader!
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