One Liners

Encouraging you to enjoy one liners on near a river.

Here are some one liners for you to think about.

These one liners just might brighten your day.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever.
Peace starts with a smile.
He who angers you, controls you!
We don’t change the message. The message changes us.
Don’t let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
Prayer: Don’t give God instructions, just report for duty!

We’re called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him/her.
Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.
The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers ‘fruits of the spirit’ over ‘religious nuts!’
The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
He doesn’t call the qualified. Instead He qualifies the called.
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
Be ye fishers of men. You catch ’em – He’ll clean ’em.
God Himself doesn’t propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

If a church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
Quit griping about your church; If it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
I don’t know why some people change churches; What difference does it make which one you stay home from?

Taking these one liners to heart just might help you soar like an eagle over life’s storms.