Do you have the answers to my unanswered questions?
I am over 50 years old and I have so many unanswered questions!
- I still haven’t found out who let the dogs out.
- Where’s the beef?
- How to get to Sesame Street?
- Why doesn’t Dora just use Google Maps?
- And why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same?
- How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
- Why are eggs packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails, yet light bulbs too are in a flimsy carton?
- Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors!
- Why are there Braille letters on drive up ATM’s?
- And why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
- Why is there a “d” in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator?
- And why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons?
- In prisons, why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- Why do you have to “put your two cents in” but you only get a “penny for your thoughts”? Where is that extra penny going anyway?
- Just what is Victoria’s secret?
- What would you do for a Klondike bar? You know as soon as you bite into it, it falls apart.
- Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways?
Do you really think I am this witty? I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother’s girlfriend’s uncle’s cousin’s baby momma’s doctor who lived next door to an old classmate’s mail man. Now it is your turn to take it from me….
If you can answer my unanswered questions, you are very smart.
Let the encouraging words in these near a river posts help you
soar like an eagle above life’s storms.
Have a rotten day!
Ever read these one-liners?
Stay strong and don’t let criticism drag you down.
Do you know what happened to the engineer when he died?