{"id":7988,"date":"2018-03-05T06:45:30","date_gmt":"2018-03-05T11:45:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nearariver.com\/?p=7988"},"modified":"2025-10-12T21:29:41","modified_gmt":"2025-10-13T01:29:41","slug":"laws-for-facebook-near-a-river-bj-rae-eagle-encouraging-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/laws-for-facebook-near-a-river-bj-rae-eagle-encouraging-words\/","title":{"rendered":"Laws for Facebook"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">Have you heard about Murphy&#8217;s Laws for Facebook?<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>And, as you may have discovered, there are many Facebook laws to follow.<\/p>\n<p>Here are some of Murphy&#8217;s Laws for Facebook.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Welcome to Facebook! This is the place where relationships are perfect and enemies are the ones who visit your profile the most. Here your family and friends block you.\u00a0 When you write what you think, someone always takes it the wrong way.<\/li>\n<li>If you can\u2019t say something nice, don\u2019t say anything at all. And don\u2019t write it on Facebook, either!<\/li>\n<li>You are responsible for what you say, but you are not responsible for what others understand.<\/li>\n<li>Don\u2019t let your friends\u2019 compliments go to your head&#8211;and don\u2019t let their criticism go to your heart either.<\/li>\n<li>Never underestimate the power of a decent vocabulary, decent spelling, and decent grammar.<\/li>\n<li>Respect and decent writing matter. A great profile picture is a bonus.\u00a0 Humor is a must!<\/li>\n<li>Do you have a backbone and a funny bone? You must have both to survive on Facebook. The funny bone is the more important of the two.<\/li>\n<li>The longer you use Facebook, the more likely Facebook is to put you in \u201cFacebook jail\u201d for an infraction that no one ever explains to you.<\/li>\n<li>What happens on social media stays on google forever!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I know these are not the only Facebook laws.\u00a0 Facebook has put me in Facebook jail for breaking the others but never told me what I did wrong.\u00a0 If I ever find out what the other laws for Facebook are, I will certainly pass them on to you.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, if Facebook ever trusts me with its laws, perhaps I should not tell anyone.\u00a0 Facebook might permanently put me in Facebook jail for revealing its secrets to others!<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\">Even when you do something good, others will always have something to say.<\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/other-laws-near-a-river-bj-rae-eagle-encouraging-words\/\">These laws might prevent some problems in your life&#8230;<\/a><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/murphys-law-for-parents-near-a-river-bj-rae-encouraging-words-eagle\/\">Are you familiar with Murphy&#8217;s law for parents?<\/a><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/murphys-law-life-near-river-bj-rae-eagle-encouraging-words\/\">Do you know the origin of Murphy&#8217;s law?<\/a><\/h4>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you heard about Murphy&#8217;s Laws for Facebook? And, as you may have discovered, there are many Facebook laws to follow. Here are some of Murphy&#8217;s Laws for Facebook. Welcome to Facebook! This is the place where relationships are perfect <a href=\"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/laws-for-facebook-near-a-river-bj-rae-eagle-encouraging-words\/\"> Read more&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7999,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1688],"tags":[77,1271,1269,1328,1334,1270,1329,1337,1332,1321,12,1331,1330,1320,1273,1322,1302,1274,1323,1325,1326,1324,19,1275,1319,1318,716,451,1536,1327,1336,1335,1268,1533,1532,1333,1534,1535,297,1537,1299],"class_list":["post-7988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-articles","category-facebook-near-a-river-bj-rae-eagle-encouraging-words","tag-bj-rae","tag-books-for-children","tag-books-for-kids","tag-child-eagle-reading-book","tag-childrens-book","tag-childrens-books","tag-childrens-eagle-reading-book","tag-childrens-reading-book","tag-common-core-reading-book","tag-core-reading-book","tag-eagle","tag-eagle-book-for-child","tag-eagle-child-book","tag-eagle-children-book","tag-eagle-childrens-book","tag-eagle-core-reading-book","tag-eagle-kid-book","tag-eagle-kids-book","tag-eagle-reading-book","tag-eagle-reading-book-for-child","tag-eagle-reading-book-for-children","tag-eagle-reading-book-for-kids","tag-encouragement","tag-encouraging","tag-encouraging-childrens-book","tag-encouraging-kids-book","tag-encouraging-words","tag-facebook","tag-guideline-for-facebook","tag-kid-eagle-reading-book","tag-kid-reading-book","tag-kids-book","tag-kids-books","tag-laws-for-facebook","tag-murphys-laws","tag-reading-book","tag-rule-for-facebook","tag-rules-for-facebook","tag-soar-like-an-eagle","tag-using-facebook","tag-words-of-encouragement"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7988"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20186,"href":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7988\/revisions\/20186"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7999"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}