{"id":9112,"date":"2018-04-09T16:19:28","date_gmt":"2018-04-09T21:19:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nearariver.com\/?p=9112"},"modified":"2026-09-10T11:23:08","modified_gmt":"2026-09-10T15:23:08","slug":"children-near-a-river-bj-rae-encouraging-words-eagle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/children-near-a-river-bj-rae-encouraging-words-eagle\/","title":{"rendered":"What Children Think"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><em>What children really think can make you laugh sometimes.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-9114 size-medium\" title=\"Encouragement to enjoy what children think on near a river.\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/teacherquote-213x300.jpg\" alt=\"Encouraging you to enjoy what children think on near a river.\" width=\"213\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/teacherquote-213x300.jpg 213w, https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/teacherquote.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 213px) 100vw, 213px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A teacher at a Catholic elementary school asked her students to answer questions about the Bible on a test. Her innocent students wrote these uncorrected statements.<\/p>\n<p>Do you know the Bible at least a little bit?\u00a0 If so, you will find these hilarious.<\/p>\n<h4>About people in the Bible&#8230;<\/h4>\n<ul>\n<li>Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.<\/li>\n<li>Noah&#8217;s wife was called Joan of Ark.<\/li>\n<li>Lot&#8217;s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.<\/li>\n<li>The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.<\/li>\n<li>David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.<\/li>\n<li>Solomon was one of David&#8217;s sons, and he had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.<\/li>\n<li>What were the people who followed the Lord called?\u00a0 The 12 decibels.<\/li>\n<li>Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h4>Also about events in the Bible&#8230;<\/h4>\n<ul>\n<li>Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.<\/li>\n<li>When did the greatest miracle in the Bible occur? When Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.<\/li>\n<li>Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.<\/li>\n<li>It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h4>What does the Bible command?<\/h4>\n<ul>\n<li>What was the first commandment?\u00a0 It was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.<\/li>\n<li>Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, a man doth not live by sweat alone.<\/li>\n<li>Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>The words of innocent children sure can make someone smile!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\">Let the\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.cambridge.org\/us\/dictionary\/english\/encouraging\" slimstat=\"5\">encouraging words<\/a>\u00a0in these\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.cambridge.org\/us\/dictionary\/english\/river\" slimstat=\"5\">near\u00a0a\u00a0river<\/a>\u00a0posts help you<\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\">soar like an\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.cambridge.org\/us\/dictionary\/english\/eagle\" slimstat=\"5\">eagle<\/a>\u00a0above life\u2019s storms.<\/h4>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/human-eagle-near-river-bj-rae-eagle-encouraging-words\/\">Give your child the success mindset!<\/a><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/reading-with-child-eagle-near-river-bj-rae-encouraging-words\/\">What is the key to success in life and school?<\/a><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/child-read-at-home-near-river-bj-rae-eagle-encouraging-words\/\">Why should you teach your child to read at home?<\/a><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/readers-become-leaders-soar-eagle-near-river-bj-rae-encouraging-words\/\">Please enable your child to grow up and become a leader!<\/a><\/h4>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\">If you enjoyed this post, remember that BJ writes\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dictionary.com\/browse\/children\" data-slimstat=\"5\">children\u2019s<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dictionary.com\/browse\/book\" data-slimstat=\"5\">books<\/a>.<\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\">Her\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.cambridge.org\/us\/dictionary\/english\/encouraging\" slimstat=\"5\">encouraging<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dictionary.com\/browse\/children\" data-slimstat=\"5\">children\u2019s<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.cambridge.org\/us\/dictionary\/english\/eagle\" slimstat=\"5\">eagle<\/a><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><u><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.cambridge.org\/us\/dictionary\/english\/river\" slimstat=\"5\">near\u00a0a\u00a0river<\/a><\/u>\u00a0<u><\/u>common core\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.collinsdictionary.com\/dictionary\/english\/reading-book\" data-slimstat=\"5\">reading book<\/a><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\">is available on\u00a0Amazon.com\u00a0and\u00a0Barnesandnoble.com.<\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\">Buy BJ\u2019s\u00a0<u><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.cambridge.org\/us\/dictionary\/english\/river\" slimstat=\"5\">near\u00a0a\u00a0river<\/a><\/u>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.cambridge.org\/us\/dictionary\/english\/encouraging\" slimstat=\"5\">encouraging\u00a0<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.cambridge.org\/us\/dictionary\/english\/eagle\" slimstat=\"5\">eagle\u00a0<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.collinsdictionary.com\/dictionary\/english\/reading-book\" data-slimstat=\"5\">reading book<\/a><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\">for a\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.cambridge.org\/us\/dictionary\/english\/child\" slimstat=\"5\">child<\/a>\u00a0you care about today!<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What children really think can make you laugh sometimes. A teacher at a Catholic elementary school asked her students to answer questions about the Bible on a test. Her innocent students wrote these uncorrected statements. Do you know the Bible <a href=\"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/children-near-a-river-bj-rae-encouraging-words-eagle\/\"> Read more&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,190,137],"tags":[1588,1691,77,1271,1269,1328,1334,1270,1329,1337,1332,1321,12,1331,1330,1320,1273,1322,1302,1274,1323,1325,1326,1324,19,1275,1319,1318,716,1327,1336,1335,1268,1333,297,1690,1689,1299],"class_list":["post-9112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articles","category-parenting-positive-near-river","category-live-happy","tag-common-core-eagle-reading-book","tag-become-a-leader","tag-bj-rae","tag-books-for-children","tag-books-for-kids","tag-child-eagle-reading-book","tag-childrens-book","tag-childrens-books","tag-childrens-eagle-reading-book","tag-childrens-reading-book","tag-common-core-reading-book","tag-core-reading-book","tag-eagle","tag-eagle-book-for-child","tag-eagle-child-book","tag-eagle-children-book","tag-eagle-childrens-book","tag-eagle-core-reading-book","tag-eagle-kid-book","tag-eagle-kids-book","tag-eagle-reading-book","tag-eagle-reading-book-for-child","tag-eagle-reading-book-for-children","tag-eagle-reading-book-for-kids","tag-encouragement","tag-encouraging","tag-encouraging-childrens-book","tag-encouraging-kids-book","tag-encouraging-words","tag-kid-eagle-reading-book","tag-kid-reading-book","tag-kids-book","tag-kids-books","tag-reading-book","tag-soar-like-an-eagle","tag-success-mindset","tag-teach-your-child-to-read-at-home","tag-words-of-encouragement"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9112"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21184,"href":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9112\/revisions\/21184"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbiejrae.com\/nearariver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}